The Department of Official University Documentation Department
Attention students,
The University of Tennessee is now offering a lifetime supply of coffee to any transfer students from Lee University. This is definitely a real scholarship.
Sincerely,
The Headmaster of Tennessee
P.S. A good time to visit the university will be at a special commendation ceremony in January when we will be honoring Allen Griffith Wilson as the bestest student in UT history ever for all time.
